The Dirty Bird
PRIMAL | EXODUS
LAV BEDS W27 P21THURSDAYS | SUNDAYS
10 PM EST - 12 AM EST
about us
The Dirty Bird is a three-story chocobo themed venue with three distinct atmospheres.
The Dirty Bird is loved for its mix of cozy daytime baking and energetic nighttime life, offering something for every visitor, all wrapped in a playful chocobo theme.Feel free to swing by anytime for photos.
The Lobby
When you first enter the lobby is the newest addition to The Dirty Bird. A place to meet up and hang out with friends, check out some merchandise we sell, and a small section to take GPOSES and sign our guest book. The perfect entrance for your Dirty Bird Experience.
The LOUNGE
This upstairs lounge is more than just an extension, it’s a collaboration. A refined branch of the Dawn Winery, lovingly run by Andi, it introduces a softer side to The Dirty Bird’s identity. Here, the menu leans toward delicate wines and thoughtfully paired offerings, curated to complement the quieter atmosphere.Cushioned seating and tucked-away corners offer privacy for hushed conversations, gentle laughter, and the kind of moments that don’t need an audience. It’s a place for winding down and stolen glances across candlelit tables.
THE TAVERN
Gone is the quiet romance of the upstairs lounge, down here, the tavern breathes like a living thing. Lanternlight flickers across rough-hewn beams and polished bar tops worn smooth by years of elbows, laughter, and spilled drinks. The hum of voices never quite settles, stories overlap, glasses clink, chairs scrape, and somewhere in the mix, someone’s always just a little too loud.This is Ymir’s domain.A place where the rules loosen, the drinks pour heavier, and no one stays a stranger for long.
RULES
TREAT THE STAFF WITH RESPECT - I will only say this one time. My staff is my family. You disrespect them or anyone who takes their free time our of their day to help me run this you will be warned ONCE.
NO OPEN ERP - We are an +18 SFW, but we are not a brothel or a location for back alley Sally actions. Keep all naughty talk to your own private chats.
TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT - I don't want to have to take my time having to scold people who are being rude to each other. If you have any OCC issues please keep them to yourselves. I am all for in character drama, however, just let me know so I know to interject or not.
HAVE FUN - Nuff said!
THIS IS AN RP FRIENDLY ENVIRONEMENT FOR ALL SKILL LEVELS. - I want to cultivate a spot where people of all skill levels new to the RP scene can come and learn the ropes as well as see how more expereinced RPers can lead by example. Be PATIENT and remember, we all started somewhere.
NO PRICES - All the items served are free, but my staff get to keep 100% of tips they earn, and any tips given to Ymir are used to restock as well as contribute to our FC. Tips are not mandatory, but are greatly appreciated.
STAFF
Ymir
OwnerStoic in stance but warm at heart, Ymir runs The Dirty Bird with a steady hand and a goofy demeanor , he brings discipline, strength, and a surprising gentleness to the bar. Known for his signature mixology skills, he can read a customer’s mood as easily as a drink order, crafting beverages that comfort, energize, or knock you on your ass, depending on what you need.When he’s not pouring the perfect pint or polishing glasses, he’s checking on the chocobos outside, offering a scratch under the beak like the softie he pretends he’s not. Loyal, hardworking, and deeply devoted to the people he loves, Ymir has turned this little western-styled bake shop and bar into a welcoming home for travelers, locals, and anyone in need of a warm drink and warmer company.Specialties:
✔ Signature house whiskey blends
✔ Keeping the peace without raising his voice
✔ Filling in at any position when needed.
Nikol
Server • Fashion Expert • Dalmascan FlirtWith silk in his step and a smile that lingers just a second too long, Nikol is the Dirty Bird’s resident charmer. Hailing from Dalmasca, he brings an effortless sense of elegance to even the busiest nights, weaving between tables like he’s walking a runway instead of a tavern floor. His sharp eye for fashion and even sharper tongue make him unforgettable to anyone lucky enough to be served by him.Nikol doesn’t just take orders, he curates experiences. Whether he’s recommending a drink to match your outfit or casually fixing your collar mid-conversation, he has a way of making every guest feel seen… and maybe just a little special. His compliments are precise, his teasing playful, and his attention dangerously addictive.Specialties:
✔ Pairing drinks with your aesthetic
✔ Effortless charm and dangerously good eye contact
✔ Turning a simple visit into something you’ll think about later
Andi
Culinary Wildcard • Kitchen Chaos Specialist • Wine GuardianAndi is an odd one of the bunch, the kind of Au Ra who might be quiet one day, talkative the next, and then casually threaten to bake you into her next meal (lovingly, of course). No one at the Dirty Bird Bar & Bakery is ever quite sure which version of her will show up for the shift.Despite the chaos, her heart is usually in the right place… usually. Sometimes it’s a bit harder to find when she’s being cold, blunt, or brutally honest. Andi doesn’t sugarcoat things, which is ironic considering she works around pastries all day. If you ask her opinion, she will give it to you — whether you’re ready for it or not.Guests are advised to keep their fingers out of her workspace, avoid feeding her bread (it makes her cranky), and generally treat her like a slightly feral Coeurl. The staff has learned this the hard way. Still, beneath the sharp tongue and chaotic energy is someone fiercely loyal to her friends and the Dirty Bird family. Always ready to fill in a position if needed.And one more thing: do not disrespect her wine. That is the one rule she enforces without mercy.Specialties:
✔ Brutally honest commentary nobody asked for
✔ Threatening to bake coworkers into pastries (affectionately)
✔ Guarding the wine like a territorial Coeurl
Mai
HR Rep • Party Starter • Gambling AddictThe moment Mai bounces into a room, the lights feel a little brighter. Effervescent, affectionate, and endlessly energetic, she’s the beating heart of The Dirty Bird Cafe, the kind of girl who can make friends with a rock, charm a grumpy patron into smiling, or convince half the tavern to join her in a late night hot tub outing after closing hours.A fresh faced AuRa full of joy, Mai adores her friends and supports their dreams with the devotion of someone who believes wholeheartedly in the people she loves. Mai’s enthusiasm is contagious.She has a soft spot for games of chance, glittering drinks, and anything involving pools, beaches, or a party.Specialties:
✔ Yelling at slot games she swears are skill-based
✔ Keeping morale sky-high
✔ Keeping Ymir in check on staffing and violations.
SPOOPY
Mascot • Professional Lurker • Tiny Tavern LegendNo one is quite sure when Spoopy Loopy first appeared at the Dirty Bird Bar & Bakery. One day she simply… was there. Sitting quietly above the bar, watching everything unfold with wide Lalafell eyes and the occasional infamous “Wah.”Spoopy Loopy isn’t much for conversation. In fact, she rarely interacts with anyone directly. Instead, she prefers to observe the tavern from her special perch just above the bar, where she can see the music, the chaos, the drinks, and the occasional kitchen disaster all at once. Some say she’s judging everyone. Others swear she’s just enjoying the show.Rumors swirl about where she came from. Tavern legend claims she might somehow be the mysterious daughter of Happy and Andi… though no one has ever confirmed this, and asking too many questions usually leads to more confusion than answers.What everyone does know is that Spoopy Loopy has become part of the Dirty Bird’s soul. Her quiet presence brings a strange kind of comfort to the staff, especially Ymir, who made sure she had a permanent spot above the bar where she can safely watch over the tavern.She may be small, silent, and spooky… but the Dirty Bird simply wouldn’t feel the same without her.Specialties:
✔ Watching everything from her perch above the bar
✔ Delivering the legendary “Wah” at unpredictable moments
✔ Being mysteriously everywhere and nowhere at once
✔ Boosting staff morale just by existing